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It's orificial: The dwagon has landed... In Brampton.
The truck's been returned intact and 7 hours early at 2am; the WiFi is online and tomorrow's iced tea is brewing on the counter.
Time for me to drag my sorry carcass off to bed; myassiss dragon.
mnem
yes dear, I'll bring some bath tissue up with me...
Hold on, you drove a truck through Brampton and it's still intact?
Did you squeak by without being subjected to insurance fraud as well?
Since this guy is 6 minutes from the house and hooked me up in 10 minutes over the phone for a two-day rental on the next size larger truck when after spending 5 hours on the phone with
UHaul Coprolite the only other thing supposedly available was a useless 10-footer from one of the worst "standing on line for an hour shithole full of ignorant employees" UHaul stores I've
ever had the misfortune of setting foot inside (Etobicoke), I was happy to just have the truck.
Considering I knew I had to travel in a 30 foot truck for almost a hour via Major Mac each way (including the Airport/Logistics Depot region, which we are a few minutes away from), I had absolutely
zero problem with paying the $20 for their concierge "everything is covered, even locking the keys in the truck" insurance.
Especially since I may have added some scratches to those already on the squid-billy mural on the side of the truck getting that monster into our tiny parking space which was encroached by a overhanging cherry tree limb, but is no longer. Honestly, there were enough there already I couldn't tell if there were any new ones.
mnem
Cheap peace of mind, says I.