Pancakes? I'd rather eat them than crepe.
Of course you do, you are English !
As for crêpes, it depends... all the ones you buy ready made, sealed in the supermarket are crap. You have to eat them within an hour max of cooking them, and then it depends who makes them... every one here says it's dead easy to make them, that anyone can make them.... then how comes I have never come across two crêpes that look and taste the same ?! As for me I tried a few times and never managed to do something I would be ecstatic about eating... so no, I don't believe it's "that' easy to get right.... LUCKILY, every thursday at the super market I go to, they have a lovely girl come and make crêpes in front of you, all day long... and they are very good, 60 cents a piece. Takes me barely 10 minutes to get back home, so they are still very fresh when I get to eat them... mmm....
Anything else is a bit of a waste of money...
After that unwarranted attack on the Great Full English breakfast
It's not UNwarranted ! Eating all that bacon every morning will make a huge mess of your heart that might not even be fixable...
If I really wanted to attack... there would be a much easier target ..... The MARMITE !!! Just the smell of it had me puke ! Seeing people actually not only EATING the stuff, but even seemingly highly ENJOYING IT..... has me baffled !!
OK, time to play the good cop now : I remember quite liking the muffins, with some (home made) strawberry jam in the morning.
(BTW the whole cold meat and cheese is a Dutch/German/Middle-Europe thing, you'd never get served that in the UK)
Ah thanks, so I was not crazy then, it didn't feel too British to me....
I shall leave the last word to Rowan Atkinson and Howard Goodall:
Have to say I agree with that video regarding the bidet ! Thank goodness these things are a thing of the past... you won't see one unless you just bought the 100 year old house from grand ma that just died. No new house will ever have that horrible thing... it would adversely affect the resale value of the house way too much !
As for the French Football team... I hate football and these guys are just arrogant and so full of themselves, how they get paid millions is beyond me !