I wake up this morning and find this.
Now you can mock me all you want but this is just playing dirty.
This is like waving a red cape in front of a bull. Or a tied up Ulysses hearing the call of the sirens and nearly going mad. Or the time the batshit redhead creeped into my place and I found her stretched out in her birthday suit on my bed beckoning me to join her.
What can I do? Must resist. (But not the redhead. I was weak.
). With all my will power I removed the sign, ripped it up, and binned it. And now I'm going back to bed and pretend it never happen.
I need help.