...As soon as you add bluetooth, you add someone else's undocumented software. Which will fuck you.
https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B075R13CV5Case in point... today's modding project. Y'all may remember
me talking aboot lobotomizing Alexa from my "Smart" dock; well, as you can see, the
stoopit dock hack went deliciously, aside from the fact of having to get a different BT amplifier board that actually fits inside the space.
A little exploratory surgery, add some nice silicone power wires to the new BT PCB, and heat/screw a m3 stud into one of the screw holes for the Alexa-infested OEM BT speaker PCB and then a 10mm standoff. Added a self-adhesive
Stepper Driver cooler just cuz it was handy, then a JST-SH socket scrounged from a scrap PCB for the speakers and
Yes! It all works. As soon as power is applied it goes into pairing mode, and nice simple Windows-like tones for "Pairing", "Paired" and "Connected" modes... no unintelligible voice prompts in Chinese or worse, heavily accented Chinglish, etc... w00t!
Button it all up, put the Doobie Bros station on Prime Music and actually, sound is pretty damned good (as always, for something this small
). And because it sits in a corner by my bed, I even get some of the rear-facing right channel sound reflected back at me!
Then, I put the tablet in the dock and... it automatically disconnects the BT.
I can then go and reconnect the BT while it's on the dock but... as soon as I pick it up off the dock,
the tablet disconnects again.
What. The. FUCK!!! *Directed at fucking Lenovo* Why in the world would you morons ever think I
want this behavior...?
And worse, why would you make it so I can't turn it off...?
I mean, it's not like this is a deal-breaker... it's just...
fuck!!! It turns what would otherwise be an awesome little speaker into a cringe.
Every. fucking. time. you use it.
And there's no good reason for them to have written extra software to change the default behavior of Android here, except something stoopit for the Alexa integration. And that is not a
good reason.
mnem
fucking bitches...