Reminds me of a girlfriend I once had (an EE undergraduate as it happens), ugly as sin but boy she could [censored] like a [censored], and sne'd even [censored] while doing it.
I can imagine. The one female EE undergrad I knew could burp the national anthem and was into shoplifting as a hobby.
TBH, me using the word
girlfriend was me being sloppy. The truth is that we'd just occasionally
[censored] or
[censored] together - that was sloppy too. The lass in question was the kind who went into the bar with her own pewter tankard tied to her belt. I've never heard her burp the national anthem, but if she can/could I'm quite sure that she'd be proud of the achievement. (
Hi Izzy, if you're listening!)
Edit: And me originally saying "ugly as sin" is also an inexactitude. Let's say "plain", very plain. (Some of you may think I'm recanting because of the possible consequences if a motorcycle riding, pewter mug toteing woman is perchance listening in. I deny that, and will say that I'm ameliorating my earlier statements because they were genuinely unfair
and I'll shiv anyone who says anything that might give her the impression I'm doing anything else.)