@mnem ugly typo. It's 5 figures (bloody thick fingers) which is still excellent over here.
@tautech
@Brumby I suffered major spine injury when a VW Tuareg driver decided to rear end me. He said that he was not to blame, as I did not get out of his way fast enough.
Yeah, right.
So this got me a very severe whiplash thingie that led to neurological damage to my left arm and my neck, left my legs paralyzed for a week, my arm paralyzed for a couple of years, and since this happened on the way from work, the state accident insurance kicked in and is currently paying me some disability pension.
However this incident left my neck extremely susceptible for any kind of blerk. So when I have the flu or some similar nasty bug that decided to give me sore muscles, my neck stiffens up in a way that makes any slight movement a 10 out of 10.
It's gotten better now, I can move my head again (which I could not on Friday)
So no need to shoot me yet.