6237b update:
It's in-country, at about the slowness (I refuse to call it "speed") to be expected by the TE crushing agency in Erlanger, KY. It arrived in my metro area some 7 hours ago, and with a bit of luck will be available for pickup this afternoon. Trip was as usual from Erlanger to Amsterdam, and then lorry to a hand-off point in Trelleborg, southern Sweden, where one of the DHL brands take it, and shift it into our local lumber yard who are the closest storefront for DHL consumer services. Actually, they're not the closest as the crow flies, but since we're on an island, the "AI" (another word for a small set of patchy guesses guided by a flock of assumptions (aka parents of the Fuck-UpTM)) constantly wants us to travel 30 km instead of 7.