[Sings] "There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvish..."
I used to have a "ratbag mate" who could prove it-----nice bloke, too, (so I'm sure he would forgive being called a "ratbag".).
It said "Lee Elvish" on his driver's licence.
Last time I saw him, he owned a used car yard, & was probably a lot more well off than me.
I'm pretty sure he didn't know dark magic, though.