On a totally different tack, yesterday I and the missus took a trek to the, recently opened, Home Bargains in Beckton in search of some cheap wiper blades as pointed out by Spec.
Failed in that respect, they didn't have any in that branch. What Spec didn't warn us, and this may just be the Beckton branch, is that Home Bargains is Chav Central. Well no, that's unfair, the clientele were the kind that Chavs get snobby about. I don't think that I've even been anywhere else before where I felt that we stuck out as being 'posh'. I almost feared us being singled out for punishment for our perceived poshness by the lumpy proletariat. I'd swear that I saw three generations of the 'Fat Slags' from Viz all shopping together.
(People should have realised by now that 'posh' I ain't. I feel a swell of pride every time I pass a village common, that it's been named after me and my forebears.)