Boot to the Head (TEA edition)
Sellers who can't pack a box,
Used gear that's just dead,
Shippers who drop everything,
Give them a boot to the head.
Boot to the head!
Nah, nah
Boot to the head!
Nah, nah
Boot to the head!
Nah, nah
Boot to the head!
Na, na, nah...
Ripple on the power rails,
Solder without lead,
Components with fake brand markings,
Common wires colored red.
Boot to the head!
Nah, nah
Boot to the head!
Nah, nah
Boot to the head!
Nah, nah
Boot to the head!
Na, na, nah...
PC's that won't boot up right,
Phones that just go 'ding',
Macs with keys that break from dust,
Who the hell designs these things?
Boot to the head!
Nah, nah
Boot to the head!
Nah, nah
Boot to the head!
Nah, nah
Boot to the head!
Na, na, nah...
Technicians who failed basic math,
Support people who can't think,
Vendors who pull sneaky tricks,
Hackers who spread malware links.
Boot to the head!
Nah
Boot to the head!
Nah, nah
Boot to the head!
Nah, nah
Boot! To! The! Head!