We have thieving pikeys!
Ah, so that's what the Ferengi infant Girl Guides are called. We have Girl Guides, Brownies and Rainbows, in descending order of age.
We have Grrl Scouts on this side of the pond; extorting us 3-4 times a year for cookies which quite frankly, have less actual flavor every generation. Last time I tried to politely decline on my way in the store, I got sucked into an argument where I admitted I didn't like any of the cookies they sold anymore; they all tasted like freaking Wonder White bread.
That of course got me a lot more grief, like I was supposed to automatically respect the product because they were the Grrl Scouts.
After about 3 minutes of ignorant mouth-frothing from the other side of the table, I was finally forced to flip the "adult chaperone" off and just go inside the store and complete my business.
Gawddamn paramilitary organization with shitty cookies.
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Yes, even Samoas.