Since we're all bitching about delivery times here's mine. (Yes, first world problem....don't like, don't read, STFU).
Type 3B3 plug-in coming from California. USPS ground. Took a freaking week to go cross country. Bet that's slower than pony express. FedEx ground cross country takes 3.5 days.
And then it goes to Springfield, Masshole distribution center which in my experience those idiots hold packages for 2 or 3 days before sending it to local PO. Supposed to be delivered tomorrow. I'll eat my shoe if it makes it.