OK, first world people problems and the dragon can go piss up a rope.
Dear Amazon, how can my coffee order arrive today when it hasn't even been fulfilled and shipped yet?
![Confused :-//](https://www.eevblog.com/forum/Smileys/default/confused0024.gif)
Well, it's only Sunday and I usually do my rope pissing on Wednesday (both up & down; I like to knock it all out at once and then take a long, hot shower
![Wink ;)](https://www.eevblog.com/forum/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
), but I can spare a whizz for a good friend. *turns away, makes an adjustment...* *sighhhhh*
Okay, now that's accomplished,
![WTF? :wtf:](https://www.eevblog.com/forum/Smileys/default/wtf2.gif)
does this have to do with me...? I've repeatedly said that Amazon delivery is effing amazing... until the exact moment you come to count on it.
![Laughing :-DD](https://www.eevblog.com/forum/Smileys/default/smiley_laughing.gif)
mnem
You don't wanna be around tomorrow... Monday is stick-shitting day (straight & crooked, up & down); it can get kindof splatter-y. ![Shocked :o](https://www.eevblog.com/forum/Smileys/default/shocked.gif)