OK, first world people problems and the dragon can go piss up a rope.
Dear Amazon, how can my coffee order arrive today when it hasn't even been fulfilled and shipped yet?
Well, it's only Sunday and I usually do my rope pissing on Wednesday (both up & down; I like to knock it all out at once and then take a long, hot shower
), but I can spare a whizz for a good friend. *turns away, makes an adjustment...* *sighhhhh*
Okay, now that's accomplished,
does this have to do with me...? I've repeatedly said that Amazon delivery is effing amazing... until the exact moment you come to count on it.
mnem
You don't wanna be around tomorrow... Monday is stick-shitting day (straight & crooked, up & down); it can get kindof splatter-y.