Given the current state of affairs around the good Earth a better, more universal, translation for "surprise" should be "oh shit".
"merde'..." Actually heard in public just a few days ago... with Picard's perfect inflection and exasperation.
I swear, I was ONLY an observer; in NO WAY involved in the incident!!!
To quote my immediate colleague using Visual Studio this morning. He was presented with the usual crash dialog box. That sort of parallels everything these days: "Shitting fuckity bollocks it!"
One on my favorites is known as
"The Shit Litany"; just the word spoken over and over in fast succession:
shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit...! Best enjoyed when done loudly (by someone else) while running away from something, and repeated for long enough to note Doppler Effect...
Alternately, my mother's favorite general purpose cuss litany was
"ass-crap-hell-fart-gawddamn-shit-piss-corruption"; she'd just rattle it off machinegun tempo without warning, and be done before the first word sunk in your head. By the time you got around to looking at her, she'd already be doing the whole
"Who, me...?" thing...
mnem
*fuck-witty*