I just refuse to fix stuff for friends now.
The best I got are whatsapp messages:"Internet is not working at home, can you help?", "My PC is slow..."
Previous message in that chat is 3 months old at least.
A legendary Notebook from my friend sister took
17 minutes and 43 seconds to boot up. How do I know? I rebooted the second time with a stop watch running, I could not believe it. Well no shit you have the feeling your notebook is slow.
After the 2 first minutes on the crime scene: 80% I fix the shit, 18% I declare a BER POS case, 2% I took the device crap in my Lab. 25% I got something more than a smile and/or a tap on my shoulder back.
90% I come back home sad or irritated with my screwdriver and Fluke 87V in my backpack.
St. Peter will give me EE points on that day when I will meet him.