In Germany DHL means "Dauert Halt Länger" (takes even longer) which seems to be very true in your case.
Heh... when I first saw that I read it as "Dauert Halt Lager", and my own poor internal translator said "Holds & takes beer...?"
Needless to say, I wasn't seeing a downside to the idea of a delivery company that specialized in beer...
mnem
We are all victims of our prepossesions, aren't we? Edit: Here, especially for you:
LOL...
Actually... as a youth I drank enough beer for a lifetime. Pitchers full every other night with my cousin & beer nuts were my well-considered diet.
Since then, I absolutely loathe the stuff; I NEVER EVER liked the taste (I don't care WHAT brand... it's the taste of undistilled bubbly fermented grain I loathe, so NO, I am NOT going to change my mind for YOUR favorite ale, lager, stout or what-teh-fuckever artisan brew you may think is unicorn's nuts/ambrosia of the gods), and since I've embraced my inner curmudgeon, I no longer feel compelled by peer pressure to drink something I don't like just to be "sociable".
When I drink, I start with vodka & then move on to the harder stuff. I love a double shot of Tito's Handmade in an icy glass of
Mt Dew Diet Dew or Pomegranite/Raspberry/Mango tea. Tito's is absolutely colorless as any proper vodka should be; you can't even tell it's there. Most of what's called Vodka here in the US is actually closer to gin, as it is usually flavored with juniper berry or some other fruit extract.
I like a number of wines though my palate is pretty unrefined; I usually prefer the sweeter stuff. I love brandy and cognac; one of my favorite dessert drinks is Frangelico, fermented from the nuts of monks.
I only like certain whiskeys... shockingly, only the ones that hide their malted barley origins well seem to taste good to me. A proper aged Scotch usually takes that "barf"-flavored edge off; of course here in the States any Scotch of any repute is so expensive as to be consumed only as an aperitif or on special occasions.
So yeah... there's so much alcohol out there that tastes so much better than any form of beer; I no longer have time to waste on it.
mnem