How do you prevent dwagon claws from getting stuck between keyboard keys ?
Not preventable... happens all the time. *schlorrrk* ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff~* *POINK!* DAMMITTT!!!
mnem
I go through so many keyboards...
Now I'm imagining you typing like one of those callcentre ladies with nails that are way too long.
*schlorrrk* is the sound when a dragon's claw(s) impale something.
*POINK!* is the sound when they pull or shake it off, usually with a look of disgust.
All that in between was the death of another keyboard...
I think maybe I need to buy one with replaceable keys. *adds item to Amazon shopping list*
Nah, this is how I imagine him typing with his claws
That is...
PERFECT!!! *Snurrches & files away* And a proper Welsh Red, too.
That, BTW, is the face I make whenever med posts that pic of the
"Jank Ghetto-Fab 2465 Fan Fix of Doom"...
In the search of a suitable gif contribution I found a thing called "dragons fucking cars" by accident. I suggest people do not google that
meh. Rule 34, man.
mnem
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