The Dog’s Diary[/b]
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My daughter's dog's diary is rather different, and displays a marked degree of monomania...
8:00 am - Woken up to have a pee.
8:10 am - Ate a snack, then went back under the blanket.
9:00 am - Brought ball to owners, but they wouldn't play. Went back to bed.
10:00am - Brought ball to owner. They threw it, I fetched it, my favourite thing.
10:30 am - Dropped ball in an owner's bath to get them to throw it. They wouldn't.
12:00 pm - Ate a snack. Brought ball to owner. They threw it, my favourite thing.
1:00 pm - Brought ball to owner. They threw it, I fetched it, my favourite thing.
3:00 pm - Going out for a walk. Brought ball to owners, but they made me leave it behind because they want me to play with other dogs.
3:10 pm - Frightened by a motorbike, but I viciously attacked it, it backed down and retreated. Thank dog I can defend my owners.
4:00 pm - Chased a ball substitute, but it escaped up a tree. My second favourite thing.
5:00 pm - Ate lunch, because owners wouldn't play ball.
6:00 pm - Brought ball to owner. They threw it, I fetched it, my favourite thing.
6:03 pm - Interrupted fetching the ball to chase a mouse, but couldn't get to it.
6:06 pm - Brought ball to owner. They threw it, I fetched it, my favourite thing.
7:00 pm - Brought ball to owner. They threw it, I fetched it, my favourite thing.
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
10:00 pm - Chased smells into neighbouring gardens, had a pee.
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!