For some light relief, consider some of the "psychle farcilities" documented with wonderfully sardonic comments...
One of my favourites, because there are some like this in Brizzle, is:
This short cycle path in Hounslow has been installed by Transport for London to enable cyclists who have been roosting overnight in the branches of this tree to ride smoothly onto Boston Manor Road.
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Other captions include:
This month's facility has been designed to improve the intelligence of cyclists. Gullible cyclists are lured by the signs to follow this short cycle track, only for their genes to be eliminated from the gene pool at the point where the track veers back onto the carriageway. Over the generations the IQ of cyclists will gradually increase via a process of Darwinian natural selection.
http://wcc.crankfoot.xyz/facility-of-the-month/October2003.htmRailings normally represent a severe hazard to cyclists as they remove all possibility of escape should another vehicle pass too close. However, in this case, their use is fully justified. Unsuspecting cyclists, who are directed round this corner into a large tree, will be caught by the fence rather than fall under the wheels of a bus.
http://wcc.crankfoot.xyz/facility-of-the-month/February2008.htmCyclists heading west from Cambridge have a choice of two facilities serving this
10m stretch of the A428. Those who prefer segregated routes can use the semi-circular cycle path, while the on-carriageway cycle lane offers a more direct alternative.
http://wcc.crankfoot.xyz/facility-of-the-month/April2018.htmSee the full set at
http://wcc.crankfoot.xyz/facility-of-the-month/site-map.htm#DATEHaven't found one relevant to test equipment, though.