GAZE UPON ME MERE MORTALS AND WEEP!
Wait, damn it, thats the wrong script.
A literal thousand miles and two days later I'm back home and with my new acquisitions.
HP 141T with three plug ins, 8552B spectrum analyzer IF section, 8553B spectrum analyzer RF section and, 8555B spectrum analyzer RF section. Will also work, supposedly, with HP oscilloscope plug ins... will look into that.
8640B Sig Gen with doubler, good to a GHz and a heavy SOB. Not as heavy as the 141T but damn if it aint close.
3456A WITH rack mount ears this time, checked and within cal.
Three, 3480Bs each with a mostly working 3482A DC range unit. In simple terms three DC voltmeters but their nixies so damn the logic regarding practicality and rejoice anyway.
8506A With allllllllll the options, except current, will have to rectify that issue in time.
7A26 oscilloscope plug in to complete my current rig.
Completely unrelated but Corky's BBQ down in Memphis has ribs which are little slices of heaven carved up, smoked and put on a plate.
kid; "Hey mister, are you a good guy or a bad guy? You look like a good guy but your dressed like a bad guy."
kid's parent, *light tap upside the head* "Manners!"
Actually happened.