I think that loaded on the lorry for delivery means, delivery on Monday as parcelforce charge extra for Saturday deliveries so I'm afraid it also means now, no TEA for me either.
You might be lucky. I occasionally get a ParceForce delivery land on a Saturday. Usually only their subcontracted drivers though.
If I thought that there was any chance of getting the City Police's e-fraud boys to wake up and do something I'd tell them too. However, they seem incapable of responding to the e-equivalent of "suspects on premises" in a robust fashion the way the response boys do. Last time I reported one of the latter I got the fun of watching five coppers and a police dog chase a suspect across Stockley Park.
CoL e-fraud police are fucking shit. They're in a feedback loop that allows financial crime to take place intentionally by hiring minimally capable idiots to handle investigations. Witnessed it with my own eyes.
Our local police are also shit. Sometimes this goes in your favour like they don't come out when the guy who burgled your shed the second time, because they didn't do it the first time, stands on the plank with lots of nails sharpened with an angle grinder hammered through it or rips off half his clothes on the carpet tack strips on the back fence.
Anyway I survived the two hours of little shits going mental and destroying everything in sight. Most of them are animals! Now to go and fire up the soldering iron and relax.