I know a Wayne Kerr too, and I once had a customer called Pat Pratt. The first time I called at his place of work and asked for him, I felt sure that I'd been set up but sure enough, that actually was his real name. Needless to say I gave a big sigh of relief after that call.
Bit like my first day in a new job where, coming back from lunch, I found a note on my desk telling me that "Paddy Rafferty" at the Northern Irish branch had called me and would I please ring back. Nobody else in my office to confirm it with, first day, how would anybody in the Irish office know I even existed, comedy "Mick" name - I was sure I was in line for a "new guy" gag that had been set up by the jokers in my (London) office with the jokers from the NI office. Equally: first day, don't want to be seen slacking, no one to say "pull the other one" to, I though I'd better call NI, expecting to have the urine extracted.
Called, got put straight through to the branch Chief Account who
was actually called Paddy Rafferty. After being a bit cagey I figured out that it was a legitimate support call, got nattering and finally told Paddy what I'd suspected who had a laugh and sympathised. I went over to NI a few months later and met Paddy in person. As well as having an archetypical "Mick" name, Paddy was a Catholic with seven children and drank like a fish - almost the perfect stereotype. Great bloke, very "Irish" in all the right ways, and we had a lot of fun whenever I went over to the NI office.