Well and truly wrought, good wordsmith. I swear I heard every word in Anthony Mendez' deep, brown Latin voice.
In order:
Theoretically, yes... but Mrs. Tinkerdwagon had tubal ligation after our daughter was born, saying, and I quote:
"Two is enough; they already have us outnumbered. The baby factory is CLOSED." I agree on all counts.
There are people who'd pay good money for that experience. Don't knock it till you've tried it.
He mi...
"SQUIRREL!!!"If he doesn't, we can make him that way and sell tickets.
We can do the same with his offspring; this IS a 3-ring circus, you know.
Somewhere between the weight of an unladen swallow and the vehicle that Stovebolt-6 belong in.
I suggest new definitions for "Progress", and judicious application of structural integrity reinforce fields.
Hope springs infernal. Bitseeker... he's so far behind, the light from merely behind will take 1000 years to reach him.
Brown Santa foisted all his work off on White, Blue, Red & Yellow Santas. We expect critical mass sometime around Halloween.
Don't look at me, man... I married an enabler.
mnem
*Toddles off to see if the new season of
"Jane the Virgin" is on Netflix yet*