Does the forum software have an option for auto-responders? These could monitor all threads, be triggered by certain keywords, and automatically post a response. If users could set these up according to their preferences, it would save some of us a lot of time!
Some suggestions (choose your own trigger words):
Fungus: "The DS1054Z is just fine!"
nctnico: "Don't forget about GW Instek!"
ebastler: "Guys,
please..."