There are other risk issues with the Fluke 87V to beware of, before any slow onset of cancer
or VD, roids, scrotum rash etc kicks in
Accidental Self Strangulation with the leads
Stabbing oneself with the probes and bleeding profusely
Lung damage and nostril burn from yellow holster sniffing
Update Edit:
Foot injury from such a heavy meter drop, and or long term incapacitation from nerve and bone damage
Sterility in the event the meter falls and swings hard into one's private parts, whilst holding the probes tightly to save the 'expensive meter' from the awaiting concrete peril below
Any of the factors above may contribute to unemployment
and a bad day in the sack worst case the destitute owner resorts to crime, using the probes as weap0ns to threaten greedy evil rich people, the leads to tie up h0stages etc
...or if the p0lice and Sw@t rock up, claim the meter is a b0mb and will go 0ff on the third BEEP if/when probes get shorted, once the device gets selected to the deadly [ __
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DIE->ODE position.
(FYI to dummies: that's the only way you might have a slim hope to bail out of there, after requesting a helicoptor, bikini clad female pilot, bag of unmarked cash, tub of KFC and coke..) At least my 87Vs measure right every time, otherwise I would Ebay the suckers
and drag out the AVOmeter, and safely prod away... wearing a full nuke suit and breathing gear