Well, that's the end of that then! I sat down with the LCR-T4, a fresh 9V battery, three legs snipped off of a circuit under construction soldered together and a handful of components to calibrate it and see what it can do.
I peeled off the masking tape they ship it with only to find the Etch-a-Sketch Screen Blight you see below! It's a new one on me. Have you seen a mark like this before? It looks almost 3D, it has depth to it as you change your viewing angle.
Anyway, I attached the battery, shorted it out with the three legs and... Nothing! Removed the short, nothing again. Checked the battery, battery's good.
What a let down!
The supplier has refunded me so I suppose I'm a battery clip and a zif socket up. I'll check what I can with a multimeter, you never know.
Back to reading the thread & searching for obscure, backwater suppliers with new old stock I suppose 🤔
Thanks for the help, I'll pop back up if I find a proper looking unit. 🤞😎☮️