Good news you're not up for a repair sting on top of the Cal
LOL it appears we may have to install anti-static foam covered aluminum column PCB supports inside test gear shipped out from now on,
and 24/7 internal web camera so it gets to the Cal labs and returns in one piece
FWIW: Courtesy 'trust no one' gents tip to any tech ladies reading this, sending out gear to mostly ANYWHERE > consider using a male ID name on the items, i.e. James Doe instead of Jayne Doe
They'll think twice before they try an 'overservice' service because clued gentlemen may challenge it
...and may/can/WILL b!tchslap a BS vending deceiver harder