I'm now tempted to strip those things out first and jump them to see if the thing boots.
Not likely. YLOD is mostly caused by cracked flip chip solder balls. These lead free level 1 balls are prone to crack over many and many times of thermal cycles.
You may be able to fix it by putting it in an oven or just reflow the entire board, but this fix won't last long and it is considered considerably unethical to sell such a temporarily fixed unit.
Improper underfill and improper solder alloy are the two biggest reasons for this to happen. The same issue also haunts 2009~2012 Macbooks and many GPUs, especially ones from NVidia.
Leaded solder balls for flip-chip-to-interposer connection is exempted by RoHS under exemption ID 15, but for some reason, chip makers just want to use the lead free rubbish.
I see. I had come across this flip-chip bump issue a few months ago through Louis Rossmann's youtube channel. The reflowing hype never struck me well either.
I heat gunned this ps3 once and it worked for a day, then I gave up. It was a freebie.
I recently became suspicious about shorted capacitors, but didn't realise that the OE128 was a cap (thought it was a magnetic filter). It feels like the short is lower impedance at the actual pads of the OE128's, so maybe... I'll take them out first and report on that.