Very nice and probably much easier to program than programming children (see 13. below)
. I hope the stock lasts until the 19th (I have an ex wife caught in an endless support loop and two unprogammable children so I am broke until then).
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9.
to schedule as part of a program.
10.
Computers. to prepare a program for.
11.
to insert or encode specific operating instructions into (a machine or apparatus): We'll program the bells to ring at ten-minute intervals.
12.
to insert (instructions) into a machine or apparatus: An automatic release has been programmed into the lock as a safety feature.
13.
to cause to absorb or incorporate automatic responses, attitudes, or the like; condition: Our parents programmed us to respect our elders.
14.
to set, regulate, or modify so as to produce a specific response or reaction: Program your eating habits to eliminate sweets.
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