How do I not know the limitations of my intelligence? You're getting downright insulting.
I don't waste my time with stuff I am not good at because ...
...it's that my brain does not operate in the manner required to be a programmer.
Every word of that was utter bullshit. Your brain can be trained to operate that way, just as anybody's brain can learn to be an artist. You
can teach somebody to be an artist. You cannot teach somebody who
does not care, which is, I suspect, the cause of this common misconception. You refuse to learn, so you will not learn. And yes, I am getting insulting, because I'm getting impatient.
You have a problem and a solution, implement it and you're done. But stop expecting everybody to solve your problems. You're not incapable of learning this stuff. If you don't
want to bother with it I can understand, but don't try to do it, then refuse to do the actual "work" part of it.