But then they all are, I suppose.
I was given a old type 706 rotary dial phone [1] some years ago, and despite fooling around with the internal strap options, I never could get it to ring. Under the bench it went. I came across it the other day, and thought "fix it or chuck it". Armed with a circuit diagram, I found that one of the two ringer coils was open (should be 500 Ohms). A closer inspection showed a visible break in the wire just where it emerges from under the tape.
(I'm going to get to the point of the story in a moment; bear with me.)
I had to unsolder the thing to try and fix it - managed to unwrap a coil of wire and resolder it. Bingo! DDrrriiinnngg...DDrrriiinnngg. Lovely. Surprisingly, English exchange equipment, right to the present day, works with pulse dialling as well as tones. So now I have a spare phone that doesn't need power for a base station. The only downside is that 'downstream' equipment - like the BT messaging service - *
doesn't* like pulses, so there are limitations.
(We're nearly at the point now.)
So I looked at XKCD for the first time in ages, and found that last weeks cartoon was this:
http://www.xkcd.com/1072/Well, it amused me.
Regards
John
[1] Like this (photo pinched because I didn't take one)