So when am I invited for lunch?
When I wouldn't have to boil you in alcohol and a side order of disinfectant first before letting you in the house. So, 2025?
Edit: Just had chicken wrapped in bacon here. I didn't bother to photograph it but it looked roughly like this (from a previous meal) substituting the peas for stem broccoli
Also a personal favourite, although I tend to use something like Black Forest Ham and serve it up in a Chasseur/Jaeger type sauce (onions, tomatoes and mushrooms, in theory things one could pick wild while hunting). Ideally add saute potatoes and something green.
I don't normally photograph my food, only when either you lot have made me hungry with tales of your meals, or when I think it might make someone salivate and probably call me a bastard.