You forgot the interim “floor collapse” stage
I used to rent a room from a gal whose grandfather had been an old school ham. She had his legal limit homebrew HF amp. This thing is a 7 foot tall tower of 19" rack awesomeness. I should post up a pic of it.
Anyway, the house was old, post and pier. I had been in the basement dealing with a hot water heater problem and knew that there were structural "issues"
One day I came home from work and she had "rearranged". She was most impressed with the spontaneous look of terror on my face when I saw that monster parked directly on a particularly worrisome bit of floor.
It did not collapse, thank god, and she has since had serious structural work done, but still keeps the rack parked against an exterior wall to this day.