engineering jokes

[Nominal Animal]

Dude!  That butane bottle in your workshop is leaking, and affecting you!
Take it outside, and go see a doc; your health is in danger.

(No, I'm not kidding.)

[schmitt trigger]

That is what happens when you get high on solder fumes.

[2N3055]

Sobered up yet?

Darmok at Tanagra.

Temba, his arms wide.

Star Trek ?

[Ed.Kloonk]

Sobered up yet?

Darmok at Tanagra.

Temba, his arms wide.

Star Trek ?

Your insight serves you well. May the force be with you.

[Ed.Kloonk]

Even worse than Vogon poetry.

[Bud]

Are you translating some Chinese news headlines using Google Translate ?

[coppice]

Even worse than Vogon poetry.

unitedatoms real name is Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex. She's the worst!

[bd139]

Are you translating some Chinese news headlines using Google Translate ?

Think he’s an OpenAI GPT3 bot that was fed a corpus of Twilight fan fiction poetry.

[tautech]

Even worse than Vogon poetry.

unitedatoms real name is Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex. She's the worst!

Nah, stated as no gender however whatever it is it's done a fine job of messing up the thread and annoying a few of us. 

[2N3055]

Even worse than Vogon poetry.

unitedatoms real name is Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex. She's the worst!

Nah, stated as no gender however whatever it is it's done a fine job of messing up the thread and annoying a few of us. 

It's a Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy reference, I think..

[Simon]

Vogon poetry is hitch hikers to the galaxy. It's an innocuous sounding torture technique.

Sincerely - the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy 

[coppice]

Vogon poetry is hitch hikers to the galaxy. It's an innocuous sounding torture technique.

Everyone who has heard (or read) The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy remembers the Vogon's poetry? Why? They are a bunch of losers who could only manage to produce the third worst poetry in the universe. Why don't people remember the name of the truly exceptional? That's Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex, author of the very worst poetry in the entire universe.

[2N3055]

Vogon poetry is hitch hikers to the galaxy. It's an innocuous sounding torture technique.

Sincerely - the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy 

My bad if I wrote wrong... sorry.. not first language.. 

[MrMobodies]

Someone who was telling me about this scene from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy a long time go and I didn't think much of it.

They said to me:
A super computer was built in space to work out the meaning of life.
When it did arrive with an answer the council came along and knocked it down.

[Simon]

Yea that sort of sums it up.

[unitedatoms]

Maybe they said is a single word

Maybe

I own this word now

Claimed it

It is me

Who

Separated it into two worlds

Of may and be

Like mayflower did one day

I ama horde

Landed

I grabbed Her by English

And widened her words

I pushed an empty space

It now all mine

I am between two worlds

Of real possibility

Mind the new gap

May be

 

[unitedatoms]

They made new winter coat

Smell like new car

I was in chill weather

Wanted out

Wear it on, cut the label off

I feel so good now

Even indoors

So good

Oooh

So good

Aah

[unitedatoms]

Lady Hawk stroke again

She is stickable in my mind

I need to rewatch for

Epistemology of her psyche

There is deep meaning of her unf%cable costumes

I like big happy noise She makes

I also bought a new costume

Still wearing old pants, may be I should not now

I need more drink

To investigate

For glory

Of us all

[unitedatoms]

Am all in touch science now

There is poetry rules

In way you can touch the woman's

Scapes, mind and body

I am told being too crude

In puny approaches

Kinda jumping outa bushes

Like an ogre

I need a dance ballet teacher in tight pants

Who will guide my grubby stupid hands

With unquivocable slow music made by best minds

So I can do all steps correctly

To do the touch

To finally grab Her by everything

As always known how

I just need to touch

A woman

[The Soulman]

ua, can you do engineering jokes you can?

[unitedatoms]

ua, can you do engineering jokes you can?

I meant MIB as may it be

[unitedatoms]

You know why I Ma God

I am only 0.1 megayears old

I made a chemistry

Of bread into alcohol

Simple molecule

To rule the world

Eat me. Drink

Think

Ama oldest GOD

Edit  Also talked about sugars of glucozide

[unitedatoms]

She brought peaches

From the farm

I like that I can smell them

Cheeky

But why plumps

I don't know what euphemism goes

With latter ones

I don't want to use my teeth or fingers

On unripe plums

[unitedatoms]

You holder of Love chalice

Please

Speak but do not kill me

With it

Your mean grace of this

You are all I can see in movies, in this

Reality

Of cold whoes

Of alloty of strange

Cruel then

When it is

Only

You can I ever think of

And you magical piano

That

Kills


edit: I am not a hit and run

[bsfeechannel]

Are you

trying

to get this

thread locked?