Q: An SDRAM, SSD, CPU and Tesla Coil, were arguing amongst themselves, as to which was the most powerful. The SDRAM said it could store information and give very quick access to it. The SSD said, no, no, I can store way, way more information than that. The CPU said, it doesn't matter, as I can calculate massive amounts of information, on the fly.
A: The Tesla Coil said nothing, then built up 10 million volts and zapped the other components, into a vapour cloud, then said "I win".