Dear Supporters,
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To that end, we would like to share some important information with you. Energizer has initiated a lawsuit against our company arguing that the name Batteriser is similar to Energizer.
Blah, blah, blah...
This is old news, bordering on ancient ... and you're rolling it out
now?
We do not want to waste our resources on a lengthy legal battle, so we have decided to change the Batteriser product name.
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We are working on minimizing the effect this change has on our shipping schedule.
Bullshit. From past example, you mean
maximizing, don't you?
Recently, we were also notified that many customers had problems accessing certain features on our website. Upon further investigation, we realized that our website had been hacked.
Maybe. I have some alternate possibilities:
1. We deliberately stuffed it to slow people up, knowing we could blame it on hacking
2. We accidentally stuffed it up and realized it wasn't a bad thing - and we could blame it on hacking
Blah, blah, blah...
That issue is now resolved, but It is very obvious to us that we are under attack. Given that we plan to disrupt the $15 billion/year battery industry and drastically reduce the number of batteries in landfills, we are not surprised.
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we are not saying or implying that Energizer had anything to do with the hacking of our website; but merely that we are being attacked on many fronts.
Of course - point the finger ... but at no-one in particular, naturally. We wouldn't want a defamation suit on top of everything else, would we?
Blah, blah, blah...
... and want to assure you that we are doing everything in our power to get the product to you.
Actions speak louder than words. With this as background noise, you could hear a sparrow fart a mile away.
We appreciate your continued patience and look forward to delivering our product that will make the planet a better place for our children.
Blah, blah, blah...
Seriously ... playing the 'future generations' sympathy card - when you haven't proven you have a product, let alone one that performs, let alone one that performs as advertised ... which STILL puts you outside any demonstrable benefit for future generations.
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I would love to be proven wrong - but I don't hold out ANY hope of that.