See how life is ironic. Before Microsoft bought Skype I used it on a regular basis. They bought them out and after some time I still could use it on my Linux box. Then Microsoft announced that my version would not be able to transmit video or audio, just text. Because of that I abandoned Skype.
Today I needed to send a text message to someone that's in my Skype contact list. But to my surprise I discovered that Microsoft doesn't let my Skype client even establish a connection. I can't even login.
Ok. So I opened my browser and tried to use Skype online. My browser is not supported. They say that I need a supported browser because with that they can provide a better "Skype experience". Their supported browser can't be installed on this machine running Linux. Only running Windows.
No need to say that I'm already having the worst Skype experience possible because they unilaterally decided that my hardware and software are not good enough for them. So their supported browser will certainly give me a better Skype experience: the experience of at least being able to login. Holy crap!
We're back to the 90s and early 2000's when this type of thing was created by them. Only their browser was allowed to access certain web pages, because of the browser wars.
Ok. So I have a "supported" browser on my phone. Now my device is not supported. They are forcing me to download their app. No, sir. I don't have storage space for Skype on my phone. Dogdarnit! Wasn't my browser the problem? I'm using their recommended browser, now. So they defeated the purpose of Skype online.
If I felt that I was being discriminated, now I feel like I'm being treated like an idiot.
But, Ok. I have Windows 7 with the Skype app and their recommended browser. Rebooted and called Windows. It took 5 minutes to boot. Told me not to turn off my computer because it was finishing the previous update. Then it rebooted before I could login and took another 5 minutes to configure the computer.
I ran Skype. Same thing. Could not establish a connection.
Ok. I have a "supported" browser on Windows 7. Yay! I finally sent the message.
Then Windows said that it had 4 updates to install. It took 45 minutes to download little more than 300MB. Where I am right now, I don't have the fastest internet connection in the world, but 300MB certainly takes much less than 45 minutes to download. It took another 35 minutes to install the updates and it is asking me to reboot my computer which will take an entire geological era to perform.
Days ago someone told me about
Zoom. It installed smoothly on my Linux machine. No discrimination, no hassle, no "experience" bullshit. It just gets the job done.
This is an example that options, alternative, choice create efficiency and that they're not mutually exclusive.
So, what is Microsoft? It is a retarded company, run by retarded people, that produces retarded software for retarded people.
Before someone says that I am bullying and being offensive, the word retarded comes from latin
retardare, which means to delay, protract, move slowly, hold up.
So Microsoft is a retarded company: they still want to control how people have access to technology. They live in the past when technology was a specialty. Now it is a commodity. So they are retarded.
They are run by retarded people: do they really believe that conforming to their stupid requirements just to send a text message is the smartest thing in the world? Now you understand why people still use IRC.
Their software is retarded: man, almost two hours for an update? Gimme a break!
And it is for retarded people: I was instantly retarded after I decided to use Microsoft's Skype. It was a waste of my time trying figure out how to send the message, and on top of that I had to babysit this piece of crap until it finished the update.
Before Microsoft, Skype was a wonderful experience. Worked ok on my machine no problems. It seems that they have a reverse Midas touch: they turn everything they touch into shit.
That's why we are still suspicious about their approach to Linux.