This is ear bleedingly amusing. Now real question is: "Does she believe her own bullshit, and where can I buy these happy pills?"
She forgets to take advantage of boost method in particle physics. Boost her <insert bullshit here> along one axis (space oriented), and you can do a round of
and tada mass crossed out. Or c^2 crossed out. Or momentum crossed out. Totally depending on how you want to spin the bullshit. Talk about missed opportunity.
One drawback, the bullshitting is too slow. Bullshit FASTERRR! Nope, takes too long.