I do agree that the story should be told with a bit of humour.
Without that it would be
Here you go.... a sneak preview!
Dear Keith
DEFAMATION CLAIM
As you know, this matter was listed for further directions this morning before Justice Nicholas.
I appeared on your behalf and the defendants were represented by Mr. Dawson.
Prior to the hearing, Mr. Dawson informed me that the defendants’ solicitors had not heard from the defendants until the end of last week. Apparently, Mr. Watson is in Thailand and has been
subjected to a number of serious bouts of malaria. Based upon information provided to Mr. Dawson, that is the reason why the defendants have not yet filed a defence, and it is the reason why we have not heard further from the defendants’ solicitors.
Mr. Dawson also informed me that he had been instructed that Mr. Watson would be returning to Australia in 2 weeks time and his instructions were that, upon Mr. Watson’s return, a defence was to be prepared, filed and served.
In the circumstances, and notwithstanding the order made by the Court on 7 March 2011 and indeed, notwithstanding the order made on 5 October 2010 for the defendants to file a defence, Mr. Dawson advised that the defendants wanted a further, and inevitably final, opportunity within which to file a defence.
Whilst the defendants’ failure to comply with previous orders is a matter of significance and importance, I had no doubt that the Judge would agree to grant to the defendants one further, and final, opportunity within which to file a defence. Accordingly, I discussed with Mr. Dawson proposed orders whereby the defendants would be given one further and final opportunity to file a defence and, if they did not do so, then judgment would be entered against the defendants without further consideration.
In my view, but with some reluctance, that was the preferred course to take, rather than your having to incur the cost of a contested application for the defendants to be granted further time, particularly when, as I have indicated, my anticipation is that the Court would, albeit with some reluctance, grant to the defendants one further opportunity.
As a consequence, I agreed the following orders with Mr. Dawson, and these orders were duly made:
1. The defendants to file any defence on or before 2 May 2011.
2. If they do not do so, then judgment is to be entered for you, for damages to be assessed.
3. The matter be listed in the May Defamation List, specifically 9 May 2011, including for the purpose of a date being fixed for the assessment of damages in the event that the defendants fail to comply with order 1.
4. The defendants pay your costs of today.
Obviously, I am keen to progress this matter as quickly as possible, but am not in a position to do so until a defence has been filed and served. I anticipate that this the last opportunity that the defendants will have within which to take that step.
Please let me know if you have any questions.
Regards
Yours sincerely
Sue Yerassoff & Associates
“WHOOOOOO HOOOOOO” said Keef.
He said it very quietly because Rapunzel was not totally enthusiastic about Keef’s unhealthy preoccupation with stirring up hornet’s nests, and had noticed that the cookie jar was looking rather depleted.
Bing Bong Bleep
Hello…..I’ve got mail….
From: Greenandgoldenergy
To: Keefwivanef
Keef, Never say I'm not a fair and compassionate man. I did give you a change. I really do suggest you should have a talk with your lawyer and give him a printed copy of my offer. His advise may be different to your knee jerk reaction. Remember you have till COB Thursday to reconsider and contact my lawyer to work out a settlement.
All the best, Green and Gold Energy Pty Ltd
Greg Watson, MD
From: Greenandgoldenergy
To: Keefwivanef
Subject: Court
Keith,
I'm willing to not receive the costs to date (as per the court order) if
you drop this matter now. We each pay our own court / lawyer costs and it
is over.
Discuss this if you wish with your lawyers but it will only increase your
costs.
Best regards,
Greg Watson, Mng Dir,
Green and Gold Energy Pty Ltd
“Are you out of your freaking mind Watson” thought Keef. “ YOU are the one who is ordered to pay MY costs. You know what you can do with your offer Watson!”
From: Keefwivanef
To: Greenandgoldenergy
BLOWIT OUT YOUR ARSE!
Regards
Keef Wivanef
Chapter ?
Where did all the money go?
“Excuse me, dearest” said Rapunzel sweetly.
“Er, Wot” said Keef politely after a brief pause whilst he hammered away on the keyboard.
“What happened to the spending money dear?
“I spent it”
“And the cookie jar money too, dearest?”
“Er…..Yers…… I’m afraid so”, said Keef nervously”
“Anyway, I can explain, It’s all fookin Watson’s fault”
Rapunzel……Rapunzel…….come back dearest…