WEE-WOO, WEE-WOO, WEE-WOO"Forum fire department here. We smelled something burning and came right away."
*sniff-sniff* "Ah, I think it's just the OP being roasted, should we get a bucket of ice water?"
"wait...look...smoke! He's playing with electricity and doesn't know what he's doing! He's about to be literally roasted! Should we do something?"
"NO, this is a perfect opportunity to give an explodingus award, the highest honor of all mad people. I love giving the explodingus award! He must start his journey somewhere though!"
"You mean, the same one ElectroBOOM has?"
"Yes, but he's just being silly, this one however will have a capital DINGUS"
"Alright, we're leaving now, we'll be back when the OP has mastered explodingustry"