Or give them bribe...
The fuge? Really? Thought that was a lame stereotype, but okay. I was very lucky with customs in Austria. When I ordered my bench meter for 500,- € from the US, it came straight to me, no fees. Same for the whole of my china orders. There must have been at lest 20 of 80€+ and never had a problem. In Germany however, I had to drive though the whole fudging city of fudging Munich to get to the customs office for fudging $12.50 and less. I showed them the bill, a copy of which was also on the outside of my package, but never mind, and they said: "okay, you can take it." Great! what did you need me for, again?! Happened at least 4 times. (Only he didn't say fudge).