Other Impacts of Coronavirus:
Has Sexual Distancing come into force yet?
What are the recommended distances, procedures,
and pre and post wash routines? hopefully a very watered down IPA mix
Sexual "distancing" is nothing new, it does exist ever since AIDS has been known to be a pandemic. (And other STDs of course, but when you think about it, most people didn't really care about STDs in general before AIDS, except those that got them of course.)
Of course Covid-19 adds to the mix that now you can get infected if you are closer than 1 or 2 meters. People may now be required to wear some kind of latex masks to kiss unless they have both been properly tested not infected. Fun stuff.
But just like with the advent of AIDS, it's likely that there will be an after Covid-19, and people may suddenly care about seasonal flu and even just colds, when most of them really didn't care much before that. Just a random thought. I know you were just kind of trolling.