Oh, I thought we were talking about electronics or at least electricity since this is an electronic forum. Silly me. And then we get accused of not getting the point when the OP did a really poor job of making that point.
So we are actually talking about linguistics, not electronics or electricity. Frankly I think we were deliberately (or ignorantly) deceived into this discussion and I, for one, do not like it. If the nomenclature for the instruments we use is a questionable use of language, English or otherwise, then just how very questionable and deceptive is the OP's use of language here? Far, far better language could and certainly should have been used in the original post. And I DO see the irony in that.
Because topics like this waste the member's time, such deceptions should be against the forum's rules and members who practice such, weather it be deliberate or in their own great ignorance, should be advised against future occurrences.
And, like it or not, the nomenclature we use in science and technology is often created by haphazard and/or accidental circumstances surrounding and following the initial or early uses of that technology. When you originate something or make it popular, the name you give it usually sticks. And the rest of us, at later times in history, are just plain stuck with it. It does no good to debate over what is should have been.
Grow up! Drink less beer! And move on with your life.