Stay here and enjoy the last few pre-Zombie Apocalypse years we have left,
why stuff around trying to get people to Ayers Rock in space, when it's cheaper to visit the one in Australia,
easier on the fuel tank and no breathing apparatus necessary.
Besides, in case people missed the office memos, there's no money in it for the corpoRATS, it's a no go dead zone up there,
no gold, diamonds, oil, coal, copper, uramium, or unobtanium,
just acres and acres of stale crusty dried fetta cheese, kazillions of years past its 'use by...' date
otherwise the Bulgarians and Greeks would have been on to it centuries ago
Why blow good investment money building oversized fire crackers and promoting the hype to pull in the little people's interest ?
OTOH if you staged a world cup sporting event, like say a golf game etc that should work
Or better still a reality show,
Mars Survivor LOL, I reckon some serious drama will go down,
unplanned...
"Houston, we have a problem,
the oxygen supplies are snafu,
the TV crew have dumped their gear, taken the ship during siesta time,
and done a runner...
Hello...Please Respond.."