Capacitive Dropper may suit.
Looking into this more. So one drawback with this is that caps act linearly (obviously) so just a cap, series resistor, and LED would cause the LED brightness to vary depending on AC voltage.
I wonder if there's a way to set up a circuit like this...
line voltage - C1 in series - R1 in series - D1 in series - ZD1 to ground - C2 to ground - R2 in series - LED
with the intention that the C1 and R1 drop the voltage down to some 5 to 20 volts depending on applied AC voltage. then, through D1, that voltage charges up C2, limited by the zener voltage of ZD1, and then current from that is then trickled through R2 into the LED.
I do not know how to solve this kind of circuit on paper, so I might just grab some values and try it (keeping safety in mind).
Is this more complicated or costly than finding some dedicated HV linear current driver? *shrug*