This was Ed's reaction that time when a ex showed up unannounced with a baby.
Poor Ed!
Poor cat, too. To anyone who hides their poop to avoid tracking by predators, having a nice head scritch interrupted by what to the cat's senses can only be described as a challenge,
"I'm so much more powerful than you that I shall now commence pooping all over you to teach you a lesson", must be really scary and alarming. I think the cat handled itself pretty well, considering.