Author Topic: Off Topic funny for cat owners (Read 8749 times)

Homer J Simpson · « **on:** February 04, 2014, 03:11:34 am »

If you have a cat you can relate to this.

KT

Psi · « **Reply #1 on:** February 04, 2014, 03:46:57 am »

yeah, simons cat is awesome.

This is even more funny, i will get it in before the thread is locked.

Excavatoree · « **Reply #2 on:** February 04, 2014, 03:07:31 pm »

I won't link, but the "talking cat" videos, featuring Sylvester, are also very funny.

GreyWoolfe · « **Reply #3 on:** February 04, 2014, 03:17:51 pm »

Had a bumper sticker on a car once, just above my "wolfy" personalized license plate that said "I like cats, they taste just like chicken." For some reason, it seemed to offend people

. Dogs have owners, cats have slaves.

mikeselectricstuff · « **Reply #4 on:** February 04, 2014, 03:40:03 pm »

I like this series

Fraser · « **Reply #5 on:** February 04, 2014, 04:56:23 pm »

Love them or hate them....they can still be entertaining :-)

mikeselectricstuff · « **Reply #6 on:** February 04, 2014, 05:09:40 pm »

Just imagine the Youtube revenue if someone had caught this Catnado on video

http://newsfeed.time.com/2014/01/28/alert-catnado/

would almost be worth renting a few massive fans to re-stage it!

And don't forget the classic Ninja cat

SeanB · « **Reply #7 on:** February 04, 2014, 05:49:41 pm »

Quote from: GreyWoolfe on February 04, 2014, 03:17:51 pm

Had a bumper sticker on a car once, just above my "wolfy" personalized license plate that said "I like cats, they taste just like chicken." For some reason, it seemed to offend people . Dogs have owners, cats have slaves.

Have been told by those who actually eat cat in this country that it tastes a little more gamey than chicken, more like duck.

Fraser · « **Reply #8 on:** February 04, 2014, 06:50:59 pm »

Nooooooo

Eating a pussy cat....its just wrong (as is eating a dog) Mind you if you are really hungry and it is the difference between life and death......

leppie · « **Reply #9 on:** February 04, 2014, 07:01:48 pm »

My one kitty* when it was testing its capabilities

* We have 6 now

SeanB · « **Reply #10 on:** February 04, 2014, 07:05:30 pm »

Some eat dog, some eat cat, some eat rat. Porcupine is nice, just a little difficult to prepare without hurt. Most antelope are very tasty. Goat and horse is not nice.

free_electron · « **Reply #11 on:** February 04, 2014, 09:01:24 pm »

Joggers are considered fast food by cannibals.

I tried an all vegetarian diet once. They are much harder to catch than cows and their meat is very stringy and not tender at all..

nanofrog · « **Reply #12 on:** February 05, 2014, 04:07:01 am »

Quote from: free_electron on February 04, 2014, 09:01:24 pm

I tried an all vegetarian diet once. They are much harder to catch than cows and their meat is very stringy and not tender at all..

Good one.

scientist · « **Reply #13 on:** February 05, 2014, 04:18:20 am »

Hilarious.

TerraHertz · « **Reply #14 on:** February 05, 2014, 05:09:29 am »

If humans acted like cats.

(Caution, dangerous cuteness levels.)

GreyWoolfe · « **Reply #15 on:** February 05, 2014, 09:45:06 pm »

SeanB, I have had curried goat. I did enjoy it but at the same time it was very spicy-I love spicy, more is better. I was probably tasting the spice more than the goat

Homer J Simpson · « **Reply #16 on:** February 12, 2014, 01:21:15 am »

nanofrog · « **Reply #17 on:** February 12, 2014, 02:24:27 am »

Quote from: Homer J Simpson on February 12, 2014, 01:21:15 am

Thanks for that.

VK5RC · « **Reply #18 on:** February 12, 2014, 02:35:36 am »

There is a recipe for galah, boil with rocks until rocks tender, throw out galah, eat the rocks.

NiHaoMike · « **Reply #19 on:** February 12, 2014, 03:11:51 am »

Quote from: Aurora on February 04, 2014, 06:50:59 pm

Nooooooo

Eating a pussy cat....its just wrong (as is eating a dog) Mind you if you are really hungry and it is the difference between life and death......

It's even worse when a machine eats pussy. The story of a stray cat getting caught in the alternator belt of a car is surprisingly common and a friend of mine (former HVAC tech) told me about the time when a cat got into an A/C condensing unit she was working on, with very messy results when it was later started.

Environmentalists often recommend keeping cats indoors because they pose a danger to birds and also because in some areas, wildlife poses a danger to outdoor cats.

Fraser · « **Reply #20 on:** February 12, 2014, 12:59:54 pm »

The BBC produced a CAT CAM program recently where a whols village of cats weer rquipped with GPS tracking and cameras. It was actually a very interesting program from a technology point of view as well as the habits of teh various cats. Some would have a very small realm in which they patrolled whilst others ranged significant distances away from home. Much depended upon teh character of the cats....much like humans....some stay close to home whilst other roam far and wide

Also interesting was the fact that cats shared terriitories by going out on different patrol 'shifts' so as not to meet eachother too often with a resulting spat !

As I say, interesting from a cat behaviour point of view but also interesting how easy it was to equip and animal with a GPS tracker and camera sysetm in a light and small package. Cats are not known for tolerating being used as beasts of burden ! They could make great covert observation platforms for monotoring a 'target'.....oh wait a minute cats do not do as they are told


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