Ok, I expect it to be mostly in the 'other' category, but hopefully not crapped on too early!!
So here's an actual 'electronic' one, to validate the post...
Understandably, different jokes are understood/received differently around the World, due to local politics or regional
understanding etc. There was a world wide competition years ago, to find the 'joke' that the most countries understood,
and thought that it was funny! The WINNER was actually this...
A man rang his emergency number and said... "Help! I think my friend is dead!!"
The operator said... "OK, first we need to make sure he is dead..."
The man said.. "Hang on..", and a few secs later the Operator heard a gun-shot in the background...
The man came back on line, and said... "OK... now what!!"
TRUE xoxox
Here in Australia, we have a lot of...
'someone' walks into a bar jokes...
A Dung Beetle walks into a Bar... and says... "
Is this Stool taken?"
A horse walks into a Bar... the barman says... "
So, why the long face!"