All kidding and jokes aside, LEDs need a surprising amount of heatsinking to work reliably long-term. LED strips are particularly susceptible for this.
I feel your annoyance at getting a
just right illumination in a favourite setting.
One of my own projects is replacing an old halogen dimmable footlamp/reading lamp with goosenecks with suitable LEDs, but I'm not happy with the ones I've found. I've been thinking about making a pair of alu core one-sided LED boards (with many warm and neutral white LEDs, say 2700K and 4000K, underdriven to give longer lifetime), and use some thermal adhesive to connect a larger heatsink on the back. I even have room for multiple wires, so I don't need to put the constant current drive on the board. The idea is to use a single pot/encoder to control both the brightness and the color temperature, using one of the small cheap MCUs.
This PCB even fits in the existing central control enclosure; I'm just not happy with only two outputs (no color balance) or with the COB leds I have.